Hilarious . . . except that it's real. WTF guys? Are men really becoming THAT pathetic?
This comes from Tucson Weekly's The Range blog.
BroApp Saving Relationships One Bro at a Time
Posted by David McGlothlin on Mon, Mar 3, 2014
For some bros it can be extremely tasking to adequately balance their time between their girlfriends and bro activities like lifting, video games, broing out, and chilling with the bros. This is a common bro-blem. Bros genuinely cares about their partner but for some reason sometimes accidentally forget to talk to her all day.
Luckily fellow bros share your pain and created the BroApp to bring an end to this bro-lemma.
With BroApp, you can spend as much time with the bros as you want while pre-selected thoughtful, sweet, and heart-felt text messages are sent through the app to your girlfriend during times of your choice that remind her you're always thinking about her.
Texts include:
If the bros who created the BroApp didn't properly capture the way you communicate with your girlfriend (or lack there of), you have the option of customizing and adding your own messages.
- Hey babe, how was your day?
- :x
- Hey babe, what are you up to tonight?
- Miss you :)
- Hey babe, i'm leaving work now
Every bro surely knows the importance of not getting caught in the act, which is why the app also has certain safeguards preventing your girlfriend from ever knowing.
You can choose which Wi-Fi networks are not bro-friendly so the app doesn't send her an automatic text when your both on the couch at her house. Also the bros claim they have a way to disguise the BroApp on your phone so she can never detect it.
As always bros prevail for their fellow bros and the BroApp is here to help any member of the bro community who need bro-sisstance.
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