Showing posts with label consumerism. Show all posts
Showing posts with label consumerism. Show all posts

Thursday, April 4, 2013

The 8 Most Ridiculous Products Marketed For Men (The Village Voice)

From The Village Voice, this is a funny (although disturbing) collection of products marketed at men, as though we are dumb as rocks and would actually ENJOY a fart-scented candle (seriously, see below). Enjoy the banality.

The 8 Most Ridiculous Products Marketed For Men


By Nick Greene 
Wed., Apr. 3 2013

 
Did you know there was once a time when products were just products? Of course, now products are powerful things that decide your gender for you. Why else would companies spend so much of their time making "Men's" versions of even their most basic items? For the chance to sell twice as many of them by praying on the insecurities of men raised in a culture that trumpets superficially masculine constructs as shields against perceived weaknesses which are themselves the products of discriminatory gender-bias?

Oh, that's probably it.

To demonstrate this remarkably stupid aspect of our adorable society, we've found the 8 most ridiculous products marketed for men.


 
The Man Hanger

Why buy a $25 rebar clothes hanger? Because where else would you hang your "I'm a Secure, Confident Man" T-shirt?

The best part is, when you are done hanging clothes, you can straighten the hanger with your bare hands and pour concrete over it to construct a monument to your manhood. Make it really big so people know how manly you are--you did buy The Man Hanger, after all.


 
Dr. Pepper Ten

It's entirely possible that Dr. Pepper Ten's oft-mocked slogan, "It's Not for Women," was forced upon them by the FDA. Are we to assume that one sip of this sugary sludge will make women's ovaries explode from their abdomens like erumpent comets of sinew?

Let's just say we've never seen it explicitly rebutted by Dr. Pepper or the FDA.




Axe Shower Gel 
Axe has been the champion of pointless product gendering for years. Their deodorants and body washes have names like "Cool Metal," "Sports Blast," and "Anarchy."

The best part? They all smell like watermelon. Even "Anarchy."




Axe Shower Tool

As if manly soap wasn't enough, Axe sells a masculine loofah. What separates this from a normal loofah? Rubber casing that looks like a tire and the fact that it's called a "Shower Detailer Tool."

If you haven't figured it out yet, Axe thinks you're stupid.




Man Candles

Click on the above link, the one that says "man candles." Go ahead, we'll wait.

Fantastic, now Amazon thinks you're the kind of consumer who is interested in buying BBQ- and fart-scented candles. Enjoy their recommendations for "poop-shaped bath soap" and "Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer."

You know, "man" stuff.



HOME Cleaning Products for Men

You're a man and you have a dilemma: Your house is dirty. You could A) Let your filthy house fester until it becomes a breeding ground for maggots and roaches that will eventually chew the skin off your face as you sleep on a pile of garbage, or B) Go to the store and purchase cleaning supplies.

For years, option A was the only way to go for us Y-Chromosome warriors. That was until these cleaning products for men were made. Now we have faces, complete with beards and strong jaws.

Thanks, cleaning supplies.




Brogurt

This is the first sentence of the first paragraph of Powerful Yogurt's "Who We Are" section from their website:
From the time of the Greeks, abs have represented dedication, strength, power, and success.
Yes, abs -- that's what the Greeks are known for. Democracy too, but that's for pussies. Buy our Greek yogurt made with protein you're just going to shit out anyway.




Lip Balm for Men 
True story: I once saw a man use Chapstick. His son--a handsome boy--watched as his dad applied the balm. As he spread it on his lips, his son's face turned cold and gray.

"Dad?" he cried, "What are you doing?"

"There won't be any more catch in the backyard, son," the father said, his voice high and shrill, "I decided to use Chapstick and now I am no longer a strong male role model. Also, I sold the riding mower."

True story.

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Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Duane Elgin - Thriving in a Post-Consumerist Society

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This is probably one of those issues that is gender neutral in how it is lived out in the world, but it's also an issue that all we need to take more seriously and then become actively aware of how our own actions and behaviors feed into the consumerist nonsense.

When I was young, I used to see a lot of bumper stickers (on the backs of huge, gas-guzzling trucks) that proclaimed, "He Who Dies with the Most Toys Wins!"

Uh, so, are you taking those toys with you when you die? Maybe there are more important things than toys? Maybe relationships?

In this article Duane looks at a micro-community in which he and his wife lived - and it was not a commune:
We did not move into a "commune" with shared income, personal lives and possessions. Instead, this was a setting that valued the privacy and integrity of people's individual lives while offering diverse ways of coming together in meaningful activities ranging from cooking and gardening to sharing common meals.
Sounds interesting - there is a similar type of community south of Tucson, in a more agriculturally suited climate - they have separate houses, an on-site school, a community hall, and they share chores and responsibility for the fruits and vegetables they grow to support the community.

I suspect we will see more of this living arrangement again in the near future, and hopefully they will have learned from the mistakes made by the commune movements in the late 1800s and the 1960s and 1970s.

Thriving in a Post-Consumerist Society

- Speaker, Author, Educator, Media Activist

What does a thriving way of life look like in a post consumerist society? Many aspects of a thriving future can be found by stepping into a contemporary co-housing community or eco-village.

To illustrate, my wife and I lived in a co-housing community in Northern California for nearly two years. Our motivation was to explore an alternative to the alienation and isolation of a single-family dwelling and lifestyle and to see if there was a healthier and happier way of living in community with others. We did not move into a "commune" with shared income, personal lives and possessions. Instead, this was a setting that valued the privacy and integrity of people's individual lives while offering diverse ways of coming together in meaningful activities ranging from cooking and gardening to sharing common meals. Overall, we discovered a sense of kinship based, not on material status and consumption, but on neighborliness, shared values, and mutual regard. We also found a community that cared for all of its children, as well as for those aging and dying. Not to be left out was a generous sense of celebration for life with music and dance.

The three core organizing principles for the community are simplicity, family, and ecology. With 70 people (50 adults and 20 children), this was a scale of living small enough to create a genuine feeling of community and large enough to use our size to advantage. This co-housing community consists of 30 units in two-story flats and townhouses clustered in rows to establish a common green area on the interior and parking on the exterior. The common house is used as a dining area but is regularly transformed into a dance floor, meeting room, playroom and more. The common house also includes two guest rooms, an informal lending library and a playroom for kids on rainy or cold days.

As a community, we would typically eat together three evenings each week and often have a brunch on weekends. Each person participates in a three-person cooking crew roughly once a month, preparing food and cleaning-up for roughly 50 persons. People are also expected to participate in work crews such as landscaping, conflict resolution or kitchen maintenance. Every other week there are meetings to run the workings of the community. Happily, these are run efficiently and expertly, attendance is high and much is accomplished. This eco-village has a half-dozen commercial spaces connected with it, so it combines a residential community with commercial enterprises.

Beyond the formal activities of operating a co-housing community are the informal ones that brought us together in meaningful relationships. We easily and quickly organized diverse activities ranging from fundraisers (such as a brunch for tsunami disaster relief), to arranging classes (such as yoga and Cajun dancing) and creating community celebrations and events. Again and again, we saw diverse gatherings and initiatives emerge from the combined strengths and diverse talents of the community.

Envisioning a future of sustainable prosperity, diverse families will live in an "eco-home" that is nested within an "eco-village," that, in turn, is nested within an "eco-city," and so on up to the scale of the bio-region, nation, and world. Each eco-village of 100 -200 persons could have a distinct character, architecture, and local economy. Common to many of these new villages could be a child-care facility and play area, an organic garden, a common house for community meetings, celebrations, and regular meals together, a recycling and composting area, an open space, and a crafts and shop area. As well, each could offer a variety of types of work to the local economy such as child care, aging care, organic gardening, green building, conflict resolution and other skills that provide fulfilling employment for many. These micro-communities represent unique expressions of thriving sustainability as they provide meaningful work, raise healthy children, celebrate life in community with others and live in a way that honors the Earth and future generations.

A new village movement could transform urban life around the world. Drawing inspiration from co-housing and eco-villages, a flowering of diverse, neighborhood-scale communities could replace the alienating landscape of today's massive cities and homogeneous suburbs. Eco-villages could provide a practical scale and foundation for a sustainable future and become important islands of security, camaraderie, learning and innovation in a world of sweeping change. These human-sized living environments encourage diverse experiments in cooperative living that touch the Earth lightly and are uniquely adapted each locale.

Although eco-villages are designed for sustainable living, there is not the time to retrofit and rebuild our existing urban infrastructure around this approach to living before we encounter a world in systems crisis. Climate disruption, energy shortages, financial breakdowns, and other critical trends will overtake us long before we can make a sweeping overhaul in the design and functioning of cities and towns that have been a century or more in the making. We can regard eco-villages and co-housing communities as greenhouses of human invention, learn from their experiments, and adapt their designs and principles for successful living.

Without the time to retrofit cities into well-designed "green villages," we must make the most of the urban infrastructure that already exists. Creatively adapting ourselves to this new world will produce a wave of innovations for local living -- technical, social, architectural and more. An experimental and daring new village movement will emerge as the existing urban architecture is transformed into human-scale designs for sustainable and thriving forms of living. Overall, in creating healthier ways of living, a new village movement based upon the sanity of simplicity, a strong ecological consciousness and respect for children and family, will play a vital role in building a future of sustainable prosperity.

An important resource for exploring this further is the "Global Ecovillage Network" or GEN. For the United States, see the Cohousing Association.


Saturday, February 12, 2011

I Hate Valentine's Day - Do Something Different This Year

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Maybe "hate" is too strong a word - but let's say I'd rather go without sex for a year than participate in the shallow commercialism of this made-for-Hallmark pseudo holiday. For those who are required or otherwise feel compelled to take part in this sham (I'm lucky, my girlfriend agrees with me that it sucks), it's Monday, just so you know.

Bill Patrick, at the cool XY blog, offers this description of the holiday:

Valentine’s Day is upon us again. It’s the time of year where here in North America we are supposed to scrounge around for some cream-filled chocolates, perhaps a bottle of bad champagne, some scratchy lingerie, a dozen high-carbon-footprint roses, and an over-priced greeting card that communicates thoughts of love in bad rhyme.

And a lover! I almost forgot! You’ve got to have one of those! After all, according to the official policies of Valentine’s Day, expressions of love must be expressed and experienced on a one-to-one basis. Those who do not have a specific romantic partner are officially disqualified from participating. It’s just like the “couples’ skate” at the skating rink! Grab a partner or get the hell off the ice!

Sounds fun, doesn’t it?

James Napoli, a satirist who contributes to Huffington Post, offered some alternate things to celebrate on February 14th in a post appropriately titled, Up Yours, Valentine's Day! 10 Other Things to Celebrate Instead:
You know how it goes. If you're in a relationship on Valentine's Day, you feel that enormous pressure to commemorate your year-round love for your partner on one single, officially sanctioned day in some officially sanctioned way. And if you're not in a relationship, you sit alone in your apartment wearing nothing but a bathrobe and a pair of underwear that dates back to when people used pagers, eating the spaghetti you heated up on the radiator straight out of the can and waiting for the observation of this hellish love-themed holiday to end.

Well, now you don't have to live in between these two unsavory extremes. Lots of other things in history happened on February 14th, and it's just as valid to pay homage to them as it is to Cupid. So find the Valentine's alternative that's right for you and reclaim the day!

Among the other options, Frederick Douglas's birthday, Oregon became the 33rd state in the Union, Alexander Graham Bell applied for a patent on the telephone, and my personal favorite:

Lawrencium (Lr) was discovered at UC Berkeley on February 14th, 1961. It was assigned the atomic number 103 and is notable for being the last of the actinoids. I have no idea what that means, but it seems pretty badass, at least for scientists
OK, that was fun, but returning to Bill Patrick at XY, he actually has some serious things to say in his post - and I agree with him. He acknowledges, as do I, that it IS a good thing to show your partner tremendous love and appreciation - not just on February 14th, but often, very often. It's just that he would like to see the day opened up some, so that rather than focusing on romantic love alone, we can celebrate all forms love.

As much as I like this list, I wish it were not confined to only women - doing so perpetuates the gendered binary of the holiday (which is great for conventional perspectives, but we have that already - so let's take it up a notch).

But can’t we also find a way to open up this day as a way to celebrate love in more ways than just an enshrinement of romantic coupledom? A way that includes people regardless of their relationship status? A way that communicates love to others on the planet?

I think we can. So here goes…

A passion born of love. People sometimes wonder why I pursue pro-feminist activism. The simplest answer is that I do it out of sense of love. A love for justice. A love for humanity. A love for women. So, in the interests of widening our sense of this holiday, and working toward gender justice, here are my Valentine’s wishes to the women of the world:

• I wish you a life free from violence. Because I love you.
• I wish for a world without the fear of rape. Because I love you.
• I wish for workplaces free of sexual harassment. Because I love you.
• I wish for economic fairness. Because I love you.
• I wish for gender equality in shouldering the responsibilities of raising a family and keeping a home. Because I love you.
• I wish for a world free from female genital mutilation. Because I love you.
• I wish for clean drinking water for you. Because I love you.
• I wish that any babies you have will be healthy and survive childhood. Because I love you.
• I wish that your gender be seen as a source of strength. Because I love you.
• I wish for an end to all attempts by others to control your body. Because I love you.
• I wish for your perspective on pornography to be honoured. Because I love you.
• I wish that everyone you encounter takes you seriously. Because I love you.
• And because I love you, I wish that any man who also says that he loves you has the same wishes for you.

I want to offer an alternate list - one that is about men and women only, but about human beings in general.
  • I wish that all beings be free from violence. Because I love you.
  • I wish that all beings have sufficient water and food. Because I love you.
  • I wish that all beings have shelter and safety. Because I love you.
  • I wish that all beings have someone who loves them. Because I love you.
  • I wish that all beings be part of a community. Because I love you.
  • I wish that all beings have meaningful work. Because I love you.
  • I wish that all beings be free to worship as they please. Because I love you.
  • I wish that all beings be free to love and marry as desired. Because I love you.
  • I wish that all beings be free from suffering. Because I love you.
Let's make these ideas (or make your own list) the focus of our Valentine's Day celebrations and maybe we can be the change that will redefine this holiday for future generations. And if not, then at least we have paid honor and offered compassion to our fellow beings.