Sunday, May 18, 2014

Kristen Quintrall - "Hipster Man" (He Always Cums First)

Hilarious and strangely accurate (the description of the men, I don't know about the other part) - I see these guys all over Tucson.


He Always Cums First (The Hipster Song MUSIC VIDEO) - KQ feat. Anthony Lavin

Published on Apr 2, 2013


This is the first song I've ever written and recorded. Sometimes you think you have a genius idea so you send it out into the internet world. Sometimes you're right...sometimes you are terribly wrong. Either way, I'm laughing.

(Music Producer) Anthony Lavin - https://soundcloud.com/killian-cruiser
(Director) David Geis - https://www.facebook.com/david.geis
(DP) David Navarro - http://www.dreamlighting.net

Available on iTunes soon!

TWITTER: www.twitter.com/kristenq
FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/kristenquintrallofficia­l
OFFICIAL WEBSITE: www.kristenquintrall.com
INSTAGRAM: @kristenquintrall

-LYRICS-

This is for all my ladies out there...you know what I'm talking about...

Skinny jeans that hug that D
Patchy beard oooo it tickles me
Ironic T's from the Goodwill Store
And the way you say, You've probably never heard this band before..."
He's a trader joe's bagger and a champion Quilter
And his whole hipster life is an Instagram Filter
I love you, hipster man
I love your hipster brand
I love you, hipster man
There's only one thing I can't stand

He always cums first
He's needs release before it's cool
But there's nothing left for me but this vibrating tool
Oooooo ah ah
Hipster men cum first (before it's cool)
Oooooo ah ah
Hipster men cum first
Hipster men cum first
Ya he always fucking cum first

Spinning vinyl sends my heart a flutter
Vegan diet means vegan nut butter
Grocery shopping on his Beach Cruiser
American Spirits, ya he's a tobacco user
Loves his coffee, dubstep and photography dream
It's not my fault that I'm not into "mainstream cream" (Jizz)
I love you, hipster man
I love your hipster brand
I love you, hipster man
There's only one thing I can't stand

He always cums first
He's needs release before it's cool
But there's nothing left for me but this vibrating tool (that always work, doesn't it)
And I need release, (oh big time)
And ya, I need it quick
Because there's no kind of app that replaces meatstick (I mean penis)
Oooooo ah ah
Hipster men cum first (every single time)
Oooooo ah ah
Hipster men cum first
Hipster men cum first
And I'm about to burst

My mind is going crazy , he's got so much swagger
Wrote the RSS feed on the underground chatter
He's always at the shows down in Silverlake
Would never make a video of the Harlem Shake.
Watches Buffy every night after Art School
Cuz he loved Vampires before they were cool
He's my dirty little hipster, I can't resist this fella
If he breaks my heart, than I'll find another at Coachella ella ella ay ay ay

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