Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Roxxxy is the world’s first sex robot

So this is what men have been reduced to in their quest for sexual satisfaction - rather than finding a girlfriend or even a one night stand, and rather than taking matters into your own hands, you now can own a sex robot. Her name is Roxxxy, and apparently she is pretty high tech.

If it weren't so absurd, it would be sad . . . . very, very sad.

How to Feel

She can moan orgasmically when the time is ripe.
Roxxxy Sex Robot

Roxxxy is the world’s first sex robot. Her hair style, skin color and personality are customizable. She has tactical and aural sensors that allow “her” to respond appropriately to conversation and stimulation. She can talk about football or moan orgasmically when the time is right. With her embedded wireless modem, she can access the internet and download personality updates and new knowledge. She weighs 27 kilograms making her easy to store. She can grip your hand, move her head up and down and her hips back and forth. Roxxxy costs $7,000. And yes, she has an off switch.

Buy a relationship online now!


2 comments:

Liz said...

She can grip your...hand?

WH said...

uh, yeah, your hand, that's it